Motions

Grand Final

  • 1
    That we oppose attempts by humans to contact extraterrestrial civilisations
  • 2
    That we would disassemble Mercury and build a dyson sphere
  • 3
    That we, as NASA, would fake the moon landing

    • Novice Grand Final

  • 1
    That we support the release of the Burnbook
  • 2
    Assuming the technology exists, that we would remove anger from humans
  • 3
    That we prefer the undeath penalty to the death penalty in the criminal justice system

    • Semi-Finals

  • 1
    That we, as Marcus Aurelius, would organise the assassination of Commodus
  • 2
    That we, as a crew in the Royal Navy during the early 1700s, would mutiny and become pirates
  • 3
    That we, as the 14th Dalai Lama, with a choice between reaching Nirvana and reincarnating for a 15th time, would choose reaching Nirvana

    • Round 5

  • 1
    That we, as an attractive, young heterosexual woman, would prefer a fuckboy to a softboy
  • 2
    That we, as an average 25 year old, would use the soulmate machine
  • 3
    That we would tell them how you feel and attempt online dating

    • Round 4

  • 1
    That we, as the People's Liberation Army of China, would create an esports team to rival that of the US Military
  • 2
    That we regret the rise of MMORPGs
  • 3
    That we would legalise all performance enhancing drugs in sports

    • Round 3

  • 1
    That we support affirmative action for ugly people
  • 2
    That we support transhumanism
  • 3
    That we believe that Bush did 9/11

    • Round 2

  • 1
    That we would vote for OG over OO
  • 2
    That we would prefer to lose the grand final of a prominent major but go down in infamy (e.g. have a hilarious one liner that gets quoted for years) rather than win the grand final but have most of the debating community forget you
  • 3
    That we, as the CA, would set a Black Mirror motion

    • Round 1

  • 1
    That eco-disaster movies are good for the environmentalist movement
  • 2
    That we regret the superhero genre
  • 3
    That it is in the interests of the gallery to rename the McBezos wing